South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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