who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Someone came in the potted fern
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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