She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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