Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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