She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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