Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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