Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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