i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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