Quick, to the slutcave!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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