so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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