There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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