I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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