I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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