Girls should come with a carfax report
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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