What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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