My hand turned me down
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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