why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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