Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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