I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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