writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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