But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
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the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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