I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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