have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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