I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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