even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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