The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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