I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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