never play flip cup with pint glasses
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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