: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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