So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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