one might say we're banned from that church
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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