I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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