I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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