he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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