I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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