went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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