I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize