her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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