all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My vagina is officially offended.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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