somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
im on a boat
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