It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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