Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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