Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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