what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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