i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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