And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I need to sanitize my soul.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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