My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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