Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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