i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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