next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Holy shit dude........stairs
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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